This week we had Laura Watkins, @OneHelluvaDame, on the podcast. Laura is a blogger for AltDaily.com, a local alternative news blog. This podcast is all over the place, it’s a little explicit, but it’s one of the funniest hours of audio you’ll ever listen to.
Monthly Archives: March 2012
Thursday night, March 29th, I’m appearing at the next iteration of the Virginia Tech Hokie Alumni Comedy Show at the Arlington Drafthouse. This night is a congregation of quality comics who have gotten their education and life experiences in good old Blacksburg, VA at Virginia Tech. It’s great because not only do we get to talk about the fun of our being alumni of Virginia Tech, but we talk about where our lives have taken us since Blacksburg.
The very next night, March 30th, I’ll be at Liberty Laughs, in Fredericksburg, VA, taking part in a contest. Come on out!
Me and CB had another local up and coming comic, John Small as a guest on our show. It’s awesome. We talk about flint-knapping, public urination, archaeology, ancient Latin, cuckolding, stand-up comedy, and the most amazing tale about internet dating you’ve ever heard in your life.
We continue our conversation with Sam Zayvan. It’s good stuff:
I work retail, as discussed earlier in this blog. I go to ring a customer up and she’s wearing a technicolor star of David necklace.
Me: I saw your necklace, are you Jewish?
Her: Well, let’s just say my boss is a Jewish carpenter!
Part of me wanted to be like “Whoa, you know Marty Horowitz? He did a great job on my parent’s cabinets.”‘ Instead…
Me: Oh okay.
Her: Yea, they really look at me confused when I go to the JCC [Jewish Community Center].
Now I’m kind of annoyed with this woman. As we talk more, she round about tells me that if Jesus was Jewish, then she kind of sees herself as a Jewish Christian.
Me: Do you read the Bible much?
Her: ONLY LIKE EVERYDAY LOL!!!!!111
Me: Are you familiar with Paul? I don’t know which letter it is [turns out to be Romans 11:17], but he makes the analogy about Christians being a graft of wild olives on to the tree of olives that is essentially Judaism.
Generally speaking, I find faiths living together in harmony a wonderful thing. But in this situation it pisses me off.
In short, Paul makes the argument in Romans that the Christians of the time were not Jews, that Jews have a special connection with God, that they are HIS chosen people. Christians, at the time of Paul [and maybe moreso now] were a bunch of barbarians doing all kinds of weird crap, and they thought that just because Jesus saved them, that made them honorary Jews, so they started doing things like getting circumcised. Because apparently, if you’re a new Christian, the first thing you do when you see Jews is say “Hey! Look at my dick! I’m one of you guys now!”
And they’re just like “oy…”
This is all moot if you’re not a fan of Paul’s work and feel like he over-legislates Christianity. That’s perfectly fine. But this zealot already claims that she reads the Bible every day, I just wish she would read only what’s in there and not go and start making inferences and what not. The thing is, I’m not even religious. I just know the rules, and if you start getting all preachy, I hold you to the rules more than other people.